Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark  

One:

Don’t miss the boat.  

Two:

 Remember that we are all in the same boat.  

There:

Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining where Noah built the Ark  

Four:

Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  

Five:

Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done  

Six:

Build your future on high ground  

Seven:

For safety’s sake, travel in pairs  

Eight:

Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.  

Nine:

When you’re stressed, float a while.  

Ten

Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals  

Eleven:

No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.  

NOW, wasn’t that nice? 

Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.